ii wrote this as a joke to one of my friends

[[bull s**t niggaz]]
to the broke back
super wack
“oh she cute im tryna tap that”
to the no goals
todum poles
“ima let the good ones go”
the lying dumb
crutty bum
s**ht on the bottom of my right tennis shoe
scum
bag nigga
this is my ode to you
see, im a respectful female
so i give credit where it is due
you get credit
for screwing up
and screwing over
no credit for a good screw
cause the screw just wasnt
THAT good
you get credit
for being half azz mediocre
a dream choker
and more than anything
a sh*t disposer
i give you props
for not appreciating what you got
i commend you
for talking sh*t
not doing sh*t
and treating
every good chick
you ever had…like sh*t
you my friend, are a b**ch
a lying, cheating
two timing trick
because, see
too many times
in my short life time
i’ve seen you brucsh past
too many women of mine
im pulling your cards
and laying them on the table
you just from bed to bed
and house to house
always on the go
but when the female
you just cheated on does it to you
she’s automitcally named a hoe
but truth is
a hoe is the closest thing to a wife
that you will ever know
i understand
some of you fake like a man
act like your better
and attempt to start a fam
but even then the prob is bigger
because your probably out
screwing someone else’s nigga
so this right here
is my ode to you
you get a hand clap
a pat on the back
a foot up your ass
and a shoe upside you head
i am ammused, really i am
and i would actually laugh
if this sh*t was funny
but too many times
Good women
get played like dummies
bottom line is
nigga, you crutty
and i wouldnt exactly mind
if you would stick with the chicks
that are axactly like your kind
you know, the bisches out there
that dont got two cents
two and a half kids
and unemployment
but you chose
to ruin the best of the best
the chicks that’ll do what they gotta do
and say fuck the rest
you test the wifing type
the kinda chick by ya side
for the rest of ya life
its all good tho
cause i still commend you
you screw up
and screw over
lie, cheat
aint bout shit
always in shit
dont bring nothing but bull sh*t
always suckin ya own d**k
on that “im too flyy for this b*tch” shit 
you might can screw over a spineless bisch
and you may can even blindfold
one of your dumb azz tricks
but you will never get the best
of a good azz chick
so i cant give you credit for that
you bull shit nigga

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